In other news, Larry has not called or emailed or even sent me a text message since our date last week. Even though I was miserable the entire time, I thought our date went really, really, really well! I was witty and looked really hot. I know I shouldn't care about Larry because he's an unattractive blob - but why doesn't he like me? Seriously, I thought he would have left six or seven pathetic voicemails by now. Miles and I spent several hours last Friday brainstorming how I could let Larry down firmly but humanely. I know Larry is going to be DEVASTATED when I break his heart.
Assuming he ever calls.
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