Say "Aah"

I went to the dentist this morning. How cute am I? Look at how patiently I am waiting for the dentist.


Ok, I lied. It's all a facade. I am TERRIFIED of the dentist. I think my heart stopped beating for six or seven minutes. The only reason I look calm is because I had blacked out from stress and was visiting "my happy place." ("My happy place" = "Completely Unconscious.")

Every time I go to the dentist, I keep hoping to hear these words: "Good news! Scientists have invented a special laser beam that will painlessly clean your teeth in 12 seconds!"

Maybe next time.