Question:

Does this bow make me look fat?

Don't answer! I know - it makes me look like an asshole. I have a blind date tomorrow after work. My friend Miles set me up with Steve the Succulent. I don't have much faith in blind dates but still, I would like to look my best. I have not been on date in a really long time - not since my last boyfriend dumped me at the car wash. And that was easily two weeks ago! I guess this means I'm in a bit of a dry spell (pun intended). I think I'll skip the bow. I bought it at one of those after-Christmas sales. Never a good thing.