New Retirement Plan.

I concocted a plan to increase my revenue so I can retire by age 40: the California lottery! I do not like the pressure of picking the numbers for the lottery-lottery, but I (heart) Lottery Scratchers.

I decided to play 10x The Money. The odds of winning any prize are 1:4:48. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds pretty good.



After my first few scratches, I was feeling STRONG. My winning numbers were 28 and 16. (God, I wish I was still 28). Early Retirement, here I come!



I didn't win.

Please go away now.