You are not going to believe this. Larry just called me at work and he asked me if I would like to go out to dinner tomorrow night. WTF??? He thinks he can just call me on Friday morning and I'll be available for dinner on a Saturday night? Larry needs to understand that I am a very desirable cactus, and I have a very robust social life and if he wants to see me during the weekend, he needs to contact me no later than noon on Tuesday.
I very reluctantly agreed to meet Larry for coffee on Sunday afternoon. When I wake up on Sunday, I will do at least 3 hours of pilates so that I look extra-hot.
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