Sunday, April 26, 2009

Larry Sent Flowers!!!

I realize these flowers are probably discounted rejects from Assistant's Day, but still - LARRY SENT ME FLOWERS!!!

Cherished Readers, I have a confession to make it. There is something that you do not know about me. I feel I have been misleading you. I should come clean.


I think I need a glass of wine first.


Ok. I'm just going to say it. Like tearing off a band-aid. No one has ever sent me flowers before. I know! It's awful. Believe me, I am as confused as you are. How is it that a smart, gorgeous, emotionally-stable cactus like myself has never received flowers until today? I guess stranger things have happened (although none come immediately to mind). But Larry sent me flowers, so now we have to get married.

3 comments:

  1. If you go back to Larry, you are dead to me.

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  2. You're out of control, Wendy. More flowers coming.

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  3. Did the flowers come with a note?

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