To be fair, the Vitamin Diet is probably good for people who live in monasteries, because they only eat gruel and boiled carrots. They do not have to worry about temptation. If I was a monk, I would be so incredibly thin and gorgeous.
But how I am supposed to subsist on vitamins when I have a vibrant and robust social life and I am confronted with this:
Cookies! Bread! Cheese! What the hell was I supposed to do - suck on the Bee Pollen 1000 tablet while everyone else devoured the cookies? Hell no!
I am considering alternate diets. Miles suggested that I should consume fewer calories and exercise a little more. That sounds awful.
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