Sunday, April 19, 2009

Worst. Diet. Ever.

I hate the Vitamin Diet. It is the worst diet in the world.

To be fair, the Vitamin Diet is probably good for people who live in monasteries, because they only eat gruel and boiled carrots. They do not have to worry about temptation. If I was a monk, I would be so incredibly thin and gorgeous.

But how I am supposed to subsist on vitamins when I have a vibrant and robust social life and I am confronted with this:

Cookies! Bread! Cheese! What the hell was I supposed to do - suck on the Bee Pollen 1000 tablet while everyone else devoured the cookies? Hell no!

I am considering alternate diets. Miles suggested that I should consume fewer calories and exercise a little more. That sounds awful.

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