Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Diet Mountain Dew: My New BFF

Giving up caffeine is not nearly as difficult as I expected it to be. At the very least, I thought I would have a horrible withdrawal headache. But, I feel great! I have never felt better! I have so much energy, it feels like I am flying!!!

And I owe it all to Diet Mountain Dew.



See, only dark liquids, like Diet Pepsi and coffee, actually have caffeine. Clear liquids, like water and Mountain Dew, do not have any caffeine. So, today, instead of my usual Diet Coke quota, I just had 10 or 12 cans of Diet Mountain Dew.



I love you, Diet Mountain Dew. You are my hero.

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