There is something you should know.

I like soda. A lot. There are some critics who would say that Wendy is addicted to caffeine.

In the photo below, you can see how much Diet Coke I drank today:

Ok - it is possible that I just lied to you. It is possible that I drank a 2 liter bottle of soda while I was eating my dinner. I think you could use the following words to describe the amount of soda I drank today: vast; bottomless; unholy.

Miles thinks I need to reduce my caffeine intake. He said something about "irritable, irrational, high-strung bitch." I don't know what he is talking about.