An Easter Story.

Once upon a time, there was a sassy but adorable cactus named Wendy. Wendy was on a diet, because she wanted Larry to think she had tons of sex appeal. So Wendy was very good, and she ate only carrots and Red Vines. Everyone was amazed by Wendy's willpower.


But, the Evil Duchess of Cadbury was jealous of Wendy. The Evil Duchess of Cadbury was lonely and she wanted to date Larry. She hatched an evil plot to defeat Wendy's diet.


When Wendy came home from work, she was exhausted and stressed but she was determined to only have carrot sticks and carrot soup for dinner. She walked into her dining room and screamed in horror - "What the $%&@ is this?!?!?!"


Wendy told the Cadbury Creme Egg that it was not welcome and it should go haunt someone else's Easter basket. But the Cadbury Creme Egg was an enchanted candy and its evil spell could not be broken.


Wendy lay down next to the beautiful Cadbury Creme Egg and trembled with ecstasy and anticipation.

Wendy thought she would just take one tiny bite of the Cadbury Creme Egg. But when she tasted the soft fondant center, she lost her senses and gobbled up the entire chocolate egg.

Wendy drifted into a trouble sleep. The Evil Duchess of Cadbury had won! Wendy would be a Fat Ugly Beast FOREVER.

The End.