I Got An iPhone!

I am an incredibly sexy cactus.  Just look at me: I ooze sex appeal.  But, I am always looking for new ways to increase my desirability.  That is why I recently invested in an iPhone.

How did I ever manage to meet men with my crappy boring regular cellphone?  If you saw me at a bar texting with this abomination, would you ask me for my digits?  Of course not! No one wants to date a woman with an outdated cell phone.

But look at me now - hallelujah!  Just look at how the iPhone accentuates my curves. 

The iPhone enhances my seductive powers.  The way I caress the screen as I play Angry Birds ... it just drives the men wild!