Ugh - Slow Internet

My internet connection is being cranky and slow today.  It is such a diva.  I suppose I could post something without a photo, but what is the point of that?  I know I am charming and witty, and I know my readers want to know every detail about my existence.  But I am also the World's Most Gorgeous and Sexually Attractive Cactus.  I consider it my responsibility - no, my moral obligation - to post as many photos of myself on this blog.  I promise, I will post tons of photos as soon as my diva internet connection behaves!