Temptation, Thy Name Is Peeps!

Yesterday I had an unfortunate encouter with a Peeps.  I have been adhering to a strict diet of green tea and water this week because my guru recommended a Toxins Cleanse.  I have felt amazing - my skin is glowing, I have tons of energy, and I have lost weight.  But then, I encountered the devil in the guise of a Peeps.  I tried to resist temptation, but...

Please go away now.