This is my bible. It is a source of endless inspiration. I admire celebrities so much and hope, that by studying In Touch, I can share in their happiness. Famous people must be so happy.
Oh my god, I love the Kardashians. If I ever have a daughter, I will name her Kourtney Kimberly. I need these shoes. I will be happier if I buy these shoes.
Oh, I could just spend all day flipping through gossip magazines. When my guru suggested I spend time reflecting upon inspirational literature, In Touch was the first thing I thought of.
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Hey Baby, you need to be careful what you post on the internet. Seeing vivacious Wendy and voluptous Kim in one shot almost gave me a heart attack... and I liked it. Oh yeah.
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