It's here. The moment you have been eagerly waiting for: My Hundredth Blog Post. I thought I would celebrate this moment with cupcakes and fireworks. Instead, I'm going to commemorate this historic moment with a shitty gratitude list. So today, I am grateful for:
15. Nothing. I'm drawing a blank.
14. I had a bad day.
13. I accidentally farted in front of a cute guy at Starbucks.
12. It was really loud.
11. But the coffee was pretty good, so I guess I'm grateful for that.
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