Yesterday I was floored by a diabolical stomach virus from the 4th (possibly 5th) level of hell. It was truly evil and my illness made me feel grateful about the following: Nothing.
Today, I am feeling a little better. Before I retire to the couch, I will try to think of a few more things I am grateful for:
10. Dark sunglasses, blonde wigs, and crowbars.
9. Antacids.
8. Drunk dialing.
7. My cat-like reflexes.
6. [CENSORED - THIS IS A FAMILY BLOG DAMNIT.]
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