Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Gratitude, Part 3

Yesterday I was floored by a diabolical stomach virus from the 4th (possibly 5th) level of hell. It was truly evil and my illness made me feel grateful about the following: Nothing.

Today, I am feeling a little better. Before I retire to the couch, I will try to think of a few more things I am grateful for:

10. Dark sunglasses, blonde wigs, and crowbars.

9. Antacids.

8. Drunk dialing.

7. My cat-like reflexes.

6. [CENSORED - THIS IS A FAMILY BLOG DAMNIT.]

No comments:

Post a Comment