Blondes Have More Fun!

I have a date tomorrow night with Max Who Likes Blondes (according to his Match.Com profile). Does this look natural? Look, I know what you're thinking, and I disagree. Some men actually need to be deceived before they can fall in love. After we are madly in love and get engaged and have two or three kids, then I can tell Max Who Likes Blondes that I'm not actually a blonde.

Is the hat too much?