I burrowed into the cake like a rabid meerkat.
It was not my finest hour.
For a moment, I regained my self-control. I thought everything was going to be okay.
But the smell of chocolate frosting was too intoxicating and even though I was on the verge of exploding, I dove back for more cake. The feeding frenzy was not yet over.
Finally, I passed out. Look at me. I'm like a beached whale in a bakery.
I feel ashamed and fat. Very, very fat.
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