My Gorgeous Kitchen Floor.

It has come to do this: in order to avoid spending time with my husband, I clean. I have cleaned the bathroom, the windows, even the little dusty space between the floor and the fridge. Rather than think about my life, I polished every piece of silverware that I own (well, it's the color silver. but I bought it on sale at Target. Probably not silver). Look at my kitchen floor. Have you ever in your entire life seen such a clean kitchen floor? I don't want to brag, but I could probably pass on a few tips to Martha Stewart.

Excuse me, I just realized that I forgot to vacuum under the bed.