Depressed (and Gorgeous!)

I have had no interest in blogging this summer, because I have been too depressed about my marriage. But, something good has come from the depression: I lost weight. A lot. This might sound a little effed up, but I think I'm glad I've been depressed because I lost so much weight without even trying. (Ok, that sentence sounded better in my head, but I'm too depressed to hit the delete button. )

Here is a photo that was taken of me on Easter day:


And here is a photo of me that was taken about 11 minutes ago:

Look at that sexy waistline! My mother started to cry when she saw me yesterday, but I assume those were tears of joy. My sister says I look like a deflated balloon, but I think she is just a jealous bitch. I am gorgeous. G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. I feel like I should be taking advantage of my depression weight loss and dating men who are normally out of my league. Except I promised myself that I would not cheat on my husband during the first three months of marriage. I have to give this whole "Married to an Ugly Annoying &*#$" thing a fighting chance (right?)